Spiritualism: disorder incarnate

Are you incontent with modern "religion"?

are you tired of your family or parents dragging you to church when you come to visit? Tired of giving money to the church that may or may not be used for it? That feeling you feel in your body, is the constant routine and order in your life filling you with incontentedness and glump! Well, the cure is HERE! Spiritiualism will fix that glump in your stomach, that itch to do something else, that despise for routine! and the best part is, the church will never ask you for money because there is NO centralized church! There is a group of MAGES! These mages slave away over their texts to uphold disorder and remove chaos, for even disorder requires a base of order.
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